Blunt cinematic havoc

B-movie greatness

Epitome of Hollywood excess

Nobody knows what “Highlander II” is

Ridiculous French actioner

Entertaining futuristic take

An excessive, bold, anemic and misguided mess

A greatest hits compilation of the Alien franchise

Among Bay’s finest

Fascinating Hollywood debut

Action overkill is a thing of beauty

A rather anemic prequel

Epic but shallow sequel

Bombastic and hilarious blockbuster

Inferior albeit funny sequel

Sammo Hung’s best(?) film

Uneven and unfocused book adaptation

Middle chapter en garde!

Sweet, wonderful and feel good comedy

Luscious European epic