The Wicker Man this is not

A spectacular misfire of a horror film

A cinema love letter by its most profound supporter

A predictable but visually exciting tale

A sweet film from the Mexican Maestro

Gonzo but unfrightening giallo tribute

A touching dramedy

Intriguing concept

Underwhelming collaboration between Depp and Polanski

This cocktail could have been stronger

Epic and tense war film

Tense and solid

Visually inspiring but emotionally empty

Noble borderline mediocrity

Colossal disappointing reboot

Formulaic but fun

Masterpiece

A whimper of a finale

Formulaic but fun

Disappointing Hollywood debut